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Act 15: I Lose Round One

I was out of town for the weekend (competing in a triathlon – for the first time in my life), and when I got back on Monday afternoon (October 15, 2001), I found that Ms. Greenberg had sent me a fax earlier in the day. The fax did not come through very well, but it was clear enough for me to see that it was from the Court, and I could easily read the uppercase, bold, underlined text that read ORDER GRANTING PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION. I had lost my fight to stop Judge Zatkoff from issuing an preliminary injunction against me.

Just in case I was experiencing problems with my fax machine, Ms. Greenberg was thoughtful enough to call and leave this message on my voicemail.


Hank, this is Julie Greenberg. I'm going to send you a fax of the Order of Preliminary Injunction that's been entered by the Court, dated October 11th. I got it by mail, I'm assuming you're going to get it by mail, so I'm going to fax it to you in view of the fact that you may not have received it yet. It does order you to disconnect the website, so I will expect it to be off by 5:00 today - today is Monday, October 15th. If it's not, I will be filing a motion for contempt of the order. If you have any questions, you can call me back, you know how to reach me.

Listen to the Voicemail Message
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Her tone was pleasant, conversational – which, actually, is true of every discussion we've had and every message she's left for me.

A couple of hours later, one of her partners called and left me this message.


Yeah, I assume this is Henry Mishkoff. This is Doug Sprinkle, I'm here with Julie Greenberg. As you know, we represent the Taubman Company. You're in violation of an injunction at this time, my friend. If your website is not off the air at 4:00 Eastern Standard Time, we're going to file a motion and hold you in contempt tomorrow, and then you can explain to the judge why you ignored his order. You want to talk about this, you can give me a call at 248-647-6000. But if your website is up and running as of 4:00 today, Eastern Standard Time, we'll see you in court. Bye.

Listen to the Voicemail Message
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Gee, lawyers really like to say, "I'll see you in court," don't they? Anyway, this message was a little more aggressive than Ms. Greenberg's message – not rude, but certainly abrasive. I guess this must be the "good lawyer / bad lawyer" approach.

And did you notice that my deadline for compliance had leapt forward? Ms. Greenberg had given me until 5:00 – but my new friend Doug, lacking his associate's patience, was giving me only until 4:00. I decided that I had better do something pretty quickly – if I had waited around much longer, I might have gotten a call from another of Ms. Greenberg's partners and found out that my time had already expired!

So I drove the few miles to my mailroom – and sure enough, just like my buddies Julie and Doug had been trying to tell me, a letter from the Court was waiting there for me. Here's what it said.


UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
EASTERN DISTRICT OF MICHIGAN
SOUTHERN DIVISION

THE TAUBMAN COMPANY,
Plaintiff,

v. WEBFEATS and HENRY MISHKOFF,
Defendants.

CASE NO 01-CV-72987-DT
HON. LAWRENCE P. ZATKOFF

ORDER GRANTING PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION

AT A SESSION of said Court, held in the United States Courthouse, in the City of Detroit, State of Michigan, on 11 OCT 2001

PRESENT: THE HONORABLE LAWRENCE P. ZATKOFF
CHIEF UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

On September 26, 2001 , Plaintiff filed a Motion for a Preliminary Injunction. Plaintiff seeks to enjoin Defendants from using and operating the Internet domain name www.shopsatwillowbend.com. Plaintiff alleges that Defendants are infringing Plaintiff's trademark, THE SHOPS AT WILLOW BEND, which is incorporated into Plaintiff's domain name www.theshopsatwillowbend.com. Defendants responded to Plaintiff's motion on October 5, 2001.

Upon review of the respective parties' briefs, exhibits, and the relevant legal authority, the Court finds that a preliminary injunction should issue in this matter. Because Defendants are not operating their website for profit, they are less likely to be harmed by a preliminary injunction.

Accordingly, it is ORDERED:

  1. Defendants are hereby RESTRAINED and ENJOINED from using the Internet domain name www.shopsatwillowbend.com. FURTHER, Defendants are ORDERED to remove the domain name www.shopsatwillowbend.com from the Internet.

  2. This Order shall remain in effect until this matter can be heard on the merits.

IT IS SO ORDERED.

LAWRENCE P. ZATKOFF
CHIEF UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

Dated: 11 OCT 2001

View the Original Order (in a separate window)


Naturally, I was disappointed at having lost my first "case." But if I understood Judge Zatkoff's order correctly (always a possibility), perhaps it wasn't so bad, after all. The judge seemed to have based his decision solely on the fact that I wouldn't be hurt by an injunction, whereas it was possible that Taubman might be hurt by the lack of one. He hadn't commented at all on the relative merits of our cases – so in that sense, I had "held my own." (OK, maybe I'm straining a little in my search for a silver lining.)

I do have to admit that I found the basis for the order to be more than a little disconcerting. According to Taubman's brief:

    "The Sixth Circuit has held that four factors should be considered in determining whether a preliminary injunction should issue: (1) the likelihood of success on the merits of the action; (2) the irreparable harm that could result if the Court did not issue the injunction; (3) the impact on the public interest; and (4) the possibility of substantial harm to others."

So, knowing that the Court had listed these four factors, Taubman had concentrated on them in their brief. And picking up my cue from Taubman's brief, I had concentrated on them in my brief as well. But the judge had completely ignored the four factors imposed by his own Court and had decided the issue based on an entirely different factor! Maybe I'm missing something here, but I've always assumed that the law, whatever its shortcomings, was at least consistent. It's more than a little unnerving to discover that it can be capricious, instead. (Or maybe my problem isn't with the law, but with the process of justice. Or maybe that's too fine a distinction, and my problem is with the law. Or maybe I'm just being naive and my expectations were unrealistic in the first place.)

Anyway... I could have quibbled with the judge's order – what he referred to as a "domain name" is actually a host name, and his instruction to "remove the domain name www.shopsatwillowbend.com from the Internet" could be interpreted in a few different ways. But in spite of Judge Zatkoff's obvious lack of technical expertise (no disrespect intended, Your Honor!), I suspected that I knew what he wanted me to do. And so I drove home from the mailroom and pulled the plug on my website until such time, as the judge had suggested, "this matter can be heard on its merits."

Next: Taubman Tries To Kill This Site

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